To House Jasper, I give the Rambis. It served us well in Valyria, may it serve you well in future missions. For the sake of your gods, as they are not my own, please don’t give it to my brothers, they will misuse a vessel of its caliber. May it serve you and the growing navy well.
To the guard, my axes, if they are recoverable from Snakewood, both are high quality weapons, a Battle Axe and a Longaxe.
Hopefully you are able to provide proper care to my Jeyne, but if you are not, eh…..no harm done, she has never liked it in the fingers and complains a bit too much to my liking.
To the worthy of all you scavengers (said in jest, but seriously you are all a bunch of fuckin scavengers), the spoils of past victories. Hidden on the “Impaler”, exists a kraken that took far much more than my legs. The key to true happiness in this dark world. Perhaps we should have gauged out the eyes of the the other squid and then I wouldn’t have lost my other leg.
Hopefully my crossbow will serve House Jasper well in another’s hand….