Darron steps onstage at Ye Olde Plain Looking Gosling’s weekly standup night
What’s the deal with Snownook food?? I mean, come on! Who is the sausage wizard who came up with this mystery meat?
I mean, what’s the deal with the Council of Justice?? Who are these people? Beacon of Light? Maybe I could get behind it if there was a… Bacon of Light!
Now, have you seen this trial of Carsen? I mean have you seen this!? Faceless man? Faceless man? I mean, sure he’s ugly, but give him a break!
Thank you! Thank you! You’ve been great! Don’t forget to tip your bartender. I mean what IS with bartenders anyway?? HoHoHo! You’ve been great!